A joke response to Adobe’s recent “We Love Apple” campaign.

via Zeldman

NO THUNDER DOWN UNDER: An undercover officer said a woman flagged him down on Centra Villa Drive. According to the officer, the woman asked: “What are you looking for?” The officer replied: “What are you giving?” The woman reportedly said, “My pussy is out of order, but I can give you some firehead.” Apparently, firehead is a name for oral sex. Her alleged price: $15. The woman, age 39, was arrested for soliciting a sex act.

1. I’ve always felt prostitution should be legalized. If an adult is willing to pay for consensual sex, why is that anyone else’s business? Meanwhile, someone’s house was being burglarized.
2. “My pussy is out of order” is my new favorite phrase. That should be on a t-shirt.
3. $15? Times are hard.
4. Um, it’s “fire head”; not “firehead”. Two words, not one. No wonder we needed a definition. Assuming the officer didn’t know what she was offering, how is it still illegal? Or maybe somebody at Creative Loafing needs to bone up on their sex lingo.